We email like your emotionally stable ex. You can leave us on read—no hard feelings (probably).

🐿️ Welcome to the digital burrow where our squirrels sort your chaos with snacks, spells, and slightly unhinged love. Here's how to get help without summoning a banshee.

📬 Where to Send Your Digital Screams

• 🪷 bloom@shadowlotus.org — General contact, “WTF is this,” praise, confusion, weird vibes.

• 💥 lostmyshit@shadowlotus.org — For order mishaps, broken downloads, or if something yeeted itself into the void.

• 🧙 glitch@shadowlotus.org — For site bugs, link fails, or ghost-hacked checkout buttons.

• 🌀 letsgetweird@shadowlotus.org — For collabs, creative pitches, volunteer chaos, or spontaneous manifestations of brilliance.

• 👻 wtf@shadowlotus.org — The catch-all crypt for everything else. If in doubt, scream here.

🚫 NO PHONE CALLS. We are a phone-call-free cult. Emails only. Our squirrels get panic attacks when the ringtone hits.

We typically respond within 2–4 business days.
No bots. No outsourced scripts. Just real humans juggling inboxes, emotional support squirrels, and probably a trauma nap.

✨ If your request is urgent, scream louder (just… respectfully louder).

Need to dip?
Every email has a “get outta here” button (aka unsubscribe link). Click it, and we’ll stop bugging you.
No shame. No guilt. No “But baby, we can change.”

We’ll cry into a rice cake and release you with love.

Sometimes we change email addresses. Sometimes we swap the squirrels.
Sometimes we rewrite entire sequences because Mercury’s in gatorade and we had an identity crisis.

Bottom line: Expect evolution. Bookmark us if needed. Email again if you’re lost. The digital forest is weird but we got breadcrumbs.

Yes, we use email sequences.
No, they aren’t written by AI bots with superiority complexes.
They’re written by one under-caffeinated human (hi) juggling healing vibes and chaos energy. If anything sounds stiff, let us know—we’ll slap some humor on it.

• You email us. We (eventually) reply—unless Mercury eats the WiFi.

• No calls. No DMs. Just inbox feral energy.

• You can unsubscribe. We’ll survive (barely).

• Things will evolve. We’re cool like that.

• No caffeine here—just raw, unfiltered emotional spell-check.