Need help? Want to cry into our inbox? Bring snacks. Bonus points for memes.
Welcome to the sacred scroll of communication. Whether you're having a spiritual crisis, tech meltdown, or just need someone to validate your chaotic brilliance—we’re here(ish) for it.
🌸 bloom@shadowlotus.org – General chaos, curious questions, praise, confusion, emotional outbursts, meme drops.
📦 lostmyshit@shadowlotus.org – Order help, missing downloads, broken links, or when a digital squirrel eats your files.
🛠️ glitch@shadowlotus.org – Tech issues, layout weirdness, button betrayal, page tantrums.
🌀 letsgetweird@shadowlotus.org – Collabs, submissions, soul-powered pitches, creative sparks, unhinged brilliance.
💌 wtf@shadowlotus.org – Catch-all chaos. Use this if you don’t know where your chaos goes. We’ll sort it out (probably).
We typically respond within 2–4 business days.
No scripts. No fake “Hi bestie!” intros (unless we’re vibing). Just real humans juggling inboxes, healing wounds, and sometimes crying under weighted blankets.
If your message is urgent, scream louder (just… respectfully louder).
We don’t do ringtones.
If you call, a squirrel will have a nervous breakdown and nobody wants that. We're a proudly phone-call-free cult.
Emails, response times, and even the inbox categories may shapeshift like a caffeinated banshee. Bookmark wisely, and if you’re lost, send smoke signals or hit refresh.