Become an affiliate, get 85% for life.
Free to join. Takes 60 seconds.
How it works
- Sign up free — takes 60 seconds. No followers required.
- Get your link — your personal affiliate link lives in your dashboard.
- Post like yourself — memes, stories, rants. Your promo kit is on the way.
- Get paid — 85% of every sale through your link.
Founders get 85%. For life.
The first 100 affiliates lock in 85% commission for life. One sale every 12 months keeps it. Affiliate #101 and beyond drops to 40–60%.
What you get as an affiliate
- 85% commission on every sale through your link
- Monthly payouts, $5 minimum, no hoops
- Promo kit with product images and captions
- Sell the Vault, the quiz, any product — your link tracks all of it
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Free to join. Takes 60 seconds.