The Shadow Lotus movement is growing faster than a toddler with a sugar stash and no bedtime. We’re not hiring just yet, but we are building a roster of the gloriously weird, beautifully broken, and wildly talented folks who want in on something real.

Whether you’re a trauma-informed badass, tech-savvy goblin, admin sorcerer, or just someone who vibes with healing and helping people find themselves (not power—we’ve seen how that goes), we want to know you exist.

This isn’t a job application—it’s a mildly unhinged invitation to help rebuild humanity with healing tools, sarcasm, and a community that actually gives a damn. Apply accordingly.